SOMEBODY STOP ME

Monday, 19 March 2012

Brain: "I'm going to Spain on Saturday. I must be thin, and beautiful. Right, no food until Saturday."

Belly: "Let's make cupcakes!"

Brain: Absolutely not. I must be thin."

Belly: "Red Velvets?"

Brain: "Fine. For the others."

Belly: "Yeah, sure. For the others."


Belly: "You should probably try a bite."

Brain: "NO. Naughty belly. Stop it. I'm trying to starve you. So you will be flat and lovely, and I won't look like a beached whale in the Spain photos."

Belly: "But how do you know they're not poison? You should check - for the others."

Brain: "Good point. One quick bite, while no-one's looking."


Belly: "Wow, that didn't take you long, did it, Fatty?"

Brain: "Shit."


Does anyone else have these kind of problems?

Mona.

23 comments:

  1. YES! Promise yourself just one cookie and it never happens! :S hehe! x x

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    1. WORD. Oh well, it was really nice to be fair! X

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  2. Yes omg! I made my brother some chocolate cake the other day, and ended up eating a considerably large slice. xx

    http://snwears.blogspot.co.uk/

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    1. Ooh what a good sister you are! X

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  3. all the frigging time :/ ah well life's too short!

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    1. Here is the problem. My love for cake > my love for the abstract concept of being thin.

      Ah well... X

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  4. I want to eat these so much they look yummy xx poppymale.blogspot.com

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    1. Thank you sweetheart, I'll post a recipe soon! X

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  5. Always have this problem! Tell myself "No chocolate today as I can't get to the gym this afternoon" ... then what do I do? I swing by Co-Op to pick up stuff for dinner, and end up with an easter egg.

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    1. Nightmare, isn't it? And don't worry, I literally can't remember the last time I saw the inside of a gym. Me + exercise = not pals! X

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  6. haha, this post made me giggle! + yes, always have this issue, but those cakes just look far too yummy!
    Lovely blog :) xo

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    1. Thank you very much! I think I'm fighting a losing battle with the whole "healthy eating" thing... Mona x

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  7. Great post, those cakes look so good I would eat them all :) I hope you will follow my blog :)

    leopardinleather.blogspot.com

    xx

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  8. haha I love this post! That is so me! x

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  9. haha, yeah I think we all have those chats with our brains and bellies! I doubt very much you will look anything like a beached whale however. Enjoy Spain! xx

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  10. I wish I'd know the secrets of cupcake baking. We have a tiny little oven, but I don't know how to bake cupcakes. Maybe I should stick to cooking ^^
    Don't worry about your figure, Spain will love you either way!!

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  11. I've posted a few recipes, they're all quite easy! Give one a go! X

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  12. This happens to me ALL the time! My brain and belly never agree!

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All love notes are gratefully received. If you have a burning question, though, it would be better to hit me up with an email.

Mona x

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