A very basic outfit today (pretty dress and granny shoes), so much so that I wasn't sure it was even worth posting... It's not even green! But I accidentally left the flash on my camera, and the results made me chuckle, so i figured they were worth sharing with you.
|Dress - Urban Outfitters; Kneebrace - Elastoplast|
|Shoes - Russell and Bromley|
As you can see, my kneebrace straps have high-vis tags on the ends, and with flash photography they shine through my tights. It looks like it's going to be on for a while too, shining iridescent through my 100 Derniers and highlighting to the world the fact that I am, in fact, a cripple. My kneebrace means that I have to hop/hobble instead of actually walking, and it seriously cramps my (already highly questionable) style on the dance floor. If I wear dresses or skirts, it is glaringly obvious - if I wear trousers, it looks like I just have a really fat knee. I should invest in some more maxis.
Kneebrace, you are not my pal. Knee, please get better soon, and you and I shall run, and jump, and dance badly together, and revel in your emancipation from Kneebrace. And it shall be a wondrous occasion.