OUTFIT (BLOOPER)

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

A very basic outfit today (pretty dress and granny shoes), so much so that I wasn't sure it was even worth posting... It's not even green! But I accidentally left the flash on my camera, and the results made me chuckle, so i figured they were worth sharing with you.
Dress - Urban Outfitters; Kneebrace - Elastoplast
Shoes - Russell and Bromley
As you can see, my kneebrace straps have high-vis tags on the ends, and with flash photography they shine through my tights. It looks like it's going to be on for a while too, shining iridescent through my 100 Derniers and highlighting to the world the fact that I am, in fact, a cripple. My kneebrace means that I have to hop/hobble instead of actually walking, and it seriously cramps my (already highly questionable) style on the dance floor. If I wear dresses or skirts, it is glaringly obvious - if I wear trousers, it looks like I just have  a really fat knee. I should invest in some more maxis. 

Kneebrace, you are not my pal. Knee, please get better soon, and you and I shall run, and jump, and dance badly together, and revel in your emancipation from Kneebrace. And it shall be a wondrous occasion.

Mona. 

7 comments:

  1. pretty dress :) x

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  2. Aww no, I hope your knee gets better soon! You poor thing! Still managing to look smiley and stunning though!

    Leigh xx

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    1. Thank you, that's so sweet. It's fine really, I'm just being a drama queen! X

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    1. I'm just a sexy woman, Charlotte. Duh. X

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  4. such a pretty dress! I've just stumbled across your blog, I love it, you're so funny! :) x

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